A world for the young

I finally got home I’m still drunk as fuck, my bed feels nice, I’m going to sleep. Fuck everyone ❤

yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing

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not-photogenic:

title of my autobiography: sorry

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crumzinmahlap:

did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit

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100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

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