February 2012
423 posts
I have come to the conclusion that when I have...
Whatever them niggas better be composed little angels or they’ll get a whoopin and then they better like looking at walls by them selves.
911: hi what is your emergency
me: hi hello yes i would like to report my mother for child abuse
911: alright ma'am how has she abused you?
me: well today i asked her to bring me home chicken nuggets and she didn't so i would like to have her sent to jail
911: ma'am that is not child abuse
me: i want her sent to jail
Boredom is overwhelming me to the point of...
someone: -follows me-
me: are you sure
Aw how sad people unfollowed me
Le I don’t care
